I’m extremely tempted, when I reach the point of deleting my online dating profile, to completely redo it for a couple of weeks and turn it into a no-holds-barred “This Is Why Your Profile Sucks” educational blog post for straight men. It would include things like:
MOON MOSAIC — A gorgeous image of the Moon from Noel Carboni via NASA: “No single exposure can easily capture faint stars along with the subtle colors of the Moon. But this dramatic composite view highlights both. The mosaic digitally stitches together fifteen carefully exposed high resolution images of a bright, gibbous Moon and a representative background star field. The fascinating color differences along the lunar surface are real, though highly exaggerated, corresponding to regions with different chemical compositions.” (NASA)
I honestly didn’t see the “perpetual surprise” until I was prompted to look for it. All I see is a cat with a perpetual soul patch… a cat you will clearly find at a late-night jazz club laying down some smooth beats under the sultry strains of a solo saxophone.
jade-cooper said: Why do you use twilight as nanowrimo research??
My story is sort of a meta-spoof of YA fantasy fiction, primarily highlighting Harry Potter and Twilight. Kinda tough to accurately spoof the latter if I haven’t read it.*