Geek Girl in Training

How to: Get A Date
Ladies, if you’re sitting around waiting for a born-and-bred Minnesota male to ask you out, you better have a comfortable chair. Not that Minnesota men aren’t great fun on a date; they just lack the alpha gene necessary to approach a woman and ask her out. “Do you eat meat?” is about as close as they’ll come to a dinner invitation. So ladies, take pity on these shy creatures: Grab them by the arm, drag them to Manny’s, pour a few beers down their throat, and everything will work out fine. Minnesota men are loyal and they work hard—and, with a little professional training, they make great companions.